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Steve P 1:28 Wed Dec 23
Re: 'Ave a banana

One for the frog, use that all the time.

I use a lot of rhyming slang, just to see if I can catch the Surrey cunts out.

Darby_ 1:13 Wed Dec 23
Re: 'Ave a banana

Let's hit the frog.

13 Brentford Rd 1:10 Wed Dec 23
Re: 'Ave a banana

Hank (Marvin) - Starving

Crassus 1:10 Wed Dec 23
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Nice work Def

Steve P 1:09 Wed Dec 23
Re: 'Ave a banana

Aris

Aristotle = bottle

Bottle & glass = ARSE

Leonard Hatred 12:57 Wed Dec 23
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Stereophonic = colonic (irrigation)

Going up the apples and pairs for a stereo.

Leonard Hatred 12:55 Wed Dec 23
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Stereo = enema

Gavros 12:55 Wed Dec 23
Re: 'Ave a banana

"Im in the SS"

SS = Sir Simon = Sir Simon Rattle = Battle = Battle Cruiser = Boozer

though it does elicit some odd looks when said loudly on the phone in the pub.

defjam 12:51 Wed Dec 23
Re: 'Ave a banana

Kettle and hob = Fob

Fob watch.

Crassus 12:42 Wed Dec 23
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Kettle

Where doe sthat relate to a watch, one I use and have long since forgotten where that originates?

Gruesome Dump 12:27 Wed Dec 23
Re: 'Ave a banana

Thank god you explained that one with the brackets.

Chip Shop Charlie 12:10 Wed Dec 23
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I'm off for an eyelash (slash) is the one I use the most.

Northern Sold 11:42 Wed Dec 23
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A Nifty will always be a bullseye or a Steve McGarett to me...

Gruesome Dump 11:34 Wed Dec 23
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This is the seventh worst thread on here of all time.

Honest Hammer 11:30 Wed Dec 23
Re: 'Ave a banana

Boat.
Ruby.
Monkey.

deanfergi 11:09 Wed Dec 23
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Nigel = pen
Ayrton = £10
Er... Not very old ones, but they do rhyme..!

Ricky Bobby 11:01 Wed Dec 23
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Hampsteads

Two and Eight

Pony

defjam 10:59 Wed Dec 23
Re: 'Ave a banana

Why would putting a 'Kettle' on his wrist make any difference?

Leonard Hatred 10:56 Wed Dec 23
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You've fucked this right up.

Go and put the kettle on.

Russ of the BML 10:29 Wed Dec 23
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So how is Monkey old rhyming slang for £500? Or Nifty for £50?

gank 10:20 Wed Dec 23
Re: 'Ave a banana

SilverSurfer, you utter dunce!

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